this why they killed him
JFK will forever be one of the best presidents this nation ever had.
Look at how old this broadcast looks.
Our technology has come so far and our social skills are still in the toilet.
This is why Skynet wins. This shit right here.
Aries: Oh, thanks! You too!
Taurus: What? Why?
Gemini: *starts singing a song that has the word “wonderful” in it*
Cancer: What do you mean? *internally blushing*
This is so accurate. 100%
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
cause cuz she knows
Some of y’all acting like this isn’t fucking serious and acting like nothing’s going on BUT YOU SEE THIS AND YOU KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT IS THE SAME AS LOADING THE BULLETS if you’re keeping hush about what’s going down you need to open your fucking eyes
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
that’s the spirit
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.
THATS THE SPIRIT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT.
That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen